What's an ip address?

The term intellectual property reflects the idea that the subject matter of IP is the product of the mind or the intellect. Unfortunately, because this is just crap in your head, it can never be equivalent to tangible property. To get around this, Microsoft came up with the brilliant idea of addressing memory space in order to patent ideas in people's heads. Also, a proven result that Bill Gates is a communist by assigning every one a number. In the realm of Children's Television, an IP address is a mailbox used by Iggle Piggle who spends most of his time adrift in a small boat beneath a blanket, in flagrant contradiction of safe navigational practice.

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